Movie Reviews

Covering everything from major Hollywood to independent films, Cryptic Rock Magazine has it all. Providing thoughtful, well-written reviews of Horror, Sci-Fi, Drama, Comedy, Thriller genres, as well as Documentaries and beyond.

The Village in the Woods (Movie Review)

Every village, every person has a secret. In the murky woods of one such location in the British countryside, two strangers will collide with the locals in The Village in the Woods. Lightbulb Film Distribution and Brake3 make the Folk Horror offering available On Demand, ... Read More

Little Monsters (Movie Review)

You simply cannot deny the talents of a woman like Lupita Nyong’o. The Academy Award winner stars as a cheery Kindergarten teacher in Little Monsters, a brand new zombie apocalypse Horror-Comedy that arrives to Hulu on Friday, October 11th, 2019. Things are not going well ... Read More

Mary (Movie Review)

On open water, there’s nowhere to run! Prepare yourselves for the voyage as Academy Award winner Gary Oldman helms the new Horror-Thriller vessel Mary, which arrives to select theaters as well and VOD and Digital on Friday, October 11th, 2019, thanks to RLJE Films and ... Read More

Fractured (Movie Review)

Sam Worthington and Lily Rabe star in the mind-bending Fractured, which makes its global premiere on Netflix on Friday, October 11th, 2019. ‘Tis the season to be miserable! Driving through snow-covered farmlands to get to their Thanksgiving destination, recovering alcoholic Ray (Worthington: Avatar 2009, Man ... Read More

Joker (Movie Review)

If you are yearning for a film to watch, study, and converse with around dinner, then the highly anticipated Joker is what you have been looking for. A BRON Studios project, Joker is directed by Todd Phillips (Old School 2003, Hangover 2009), written by both Phillips ... Read More