Reviews

Well-written, informative, and thoughtful reviews of all areas of entertainment. From new albums to new films and beyond, Cryptic Rock Magazine has music and film covered.

Shed of the Dead (Movie Review)

A zombie apocalypse… one of the most ridiculous catastrophic events a person could ever hope to be ready for, but nonetheless, one which some geeks and nerds have presumably been preparing for their entire lives. The debates are endless, spanning from the ideal location to ... Read More

Carly Rae Jepsen – Dedicated (Album Review)

Artists may wear their heart on their sleeve, and for Carly Rae Jepsen, it’s no different. A cutesy and bubbly Canadian singer-songwriter, and a somewhat under-the-radar Pop star, Jepsen’s talents should not be overlooked. In fact, they should be celebrated as she continues to put ... Read More

Rammstein – Rammstein (Album Review)

It has been a decade since we last heard from Industrial Metal titans and purveyors of Neue Deutsche Härte, Rammstein. Now, it’s time to strap yourselves in: on May 17, 2019, the much beloved sextet make their triumphant return with the eponymous Rammstein, thanks to ... Read More