Reviews

Well-written, informative, and thoughtful reviews of all areas of entertainment. From new albums to new films and beyond, Cryptic Rock Magazine has music and film covered.

Nine Shrines – Misery (EP Review)

Cleveland, Ohio’s Nine Shrines are a group of hard rocking outcasts that have bonded over their mutual aim for world domination and the unrelenting need to build sonic shrines. In the very loosest sense of the term, one might say that this is a Metalcore ... Read More

Zburbs (Movie Review)

Zburbs is a Comedy-Horror film written and directed by Greg Zekowski, known for his directorial work on 2000’s Bloodline: The Devil’s Game. The film revolves around a married couple, Shelly (Marieh Delfino: Jeepers Creepers 2 2003, National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2 2006) and Bill (Ian Alda: ... Read More