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The Royal (Movie Review)

Released by Samuel Goldwyn Films digitally and for a limitedly theatrically run on July 15th, 2022 comes The Royal. Despite the name, the film has nothing to do with 2006’s The Queen, or the prequel Netflix series The Crown. This Royal, directed by Marcel Sarmiento ... Read More

On the Count of Three (Movie Review)

The directorial debut of Jerrod Carmichael (The Carmichael Show series, Home Videos 2019), On the Count of Three works from a screenplay by Ari Katcher (Ramy series, Drew Michael: Red, Blue, Green 2021) and Ryan Welch (Saturday Night Live series). While it did debut back ... Read More

Tankhouse (Movie Review)

From director Noam Tomaschoff (Nerve 2016, Wolf 2017), who also wrote the script alongside Chelsea Frei (The Addams Family 2019, The Moodys series), comes Tankhouse, a film all about small-town underdogs triumphing over big city theatrical elitists. Or trying to, at any rate. Tucker Charlemagne ... Read More

Mascarpone (Movie Review)

Like the titular cheese, Dark Star Pictures and Uncork’d Entertainment is bringing audiences a little treat from Italy. Mascarpone is a romcom by directors Alessandro Guida (Pupone 2019, Ritoccàti series) and Matteo Pilati (The Italian Jobs 2017, De Cataldo presenta Maigret 2018), who also wrote ... Read More

Hostile Territory (Movie Review)

Fancy a post-Civil War family drama set in the Wild West with plenty of action? Well, that is what is on offer either way with Hostile Territory. Formerly known as The Orphan Train, the film is due to have a limited cinema run on April ... Read More