Movie Reviews

Covering everything from major Hollywood to independent films, Cryptic Rock Magazine has it all. Providing thoughtful, well-written reviews of Horror, Sci-Fi, Drama, Comedy, Thriller genres, as well as Documentaries and beyond.

Nekrotronic (Movie Review)

From the minds of the Roache-Turners – Writer Tristan and Director Kiah (War Games 2009. Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead 2014) comes Nekrotronic. Due in theaters and on VOD on August 9th, 2019, is it worth catching, or should viewers wait for Tarantino to binge ... Read More

3 Lives (Movie Review)

Based on a story by Producer/Director Juliane Block (Kinks 2011, Train Station 2-15), fleshed out by Producer/Writer Wolf-Peter Arand (In the Gallery 2014, 8 Remains 2018), and due out on DVD and digital platforms from August 6th, 2019 via High Octane Pictures, 3 Lives aims ... Read More

The VelociPastor (Movie Review)

He’s a man of the claw-th and one Jurassic priest! The VelociPastor could be the most genius-titled film of this summer, thus, expectations are running high for the Action/Adventure Comedy’s arrival. Wild Eye Releasing deliver this holy dino to DVD and Digital on Tuesday, August ... Read More

Teacher (Movie Review)

We could not live in a more complicated world right now. School shootings, cyber bullying, suicides. These are just a few of the horrific headlines that seem to make the news every week and unfortunately there does not seem to be any sign of these ... Read More

The Night Sitter (Movie Review)

What evil lurks in the heart of one suburban basement? Well, friends, tonight we investigate some serious paranormal hijinks with The Night Sitter. Uncork’d Entertainment deliver the brand new Horror-Comedy to VOD and DVD on Tuesday, August 6th, 2019. It’s Christmastime at a super swank ... Read More

2:Hrs (Movie Review)

Three best friends, two hours on the clock, and one (chicken) bucket list. What could possibly go wrong? In the new family-friendly Adventure flick 2:Hrs, a trio of teens race through London to beat the clock. 4Digital Media delivers the film to VOD and Digital ... Read More