Movie Reviews

Covering everything from major Hollywood to independent films, Cryptic Rock Magazine has it all. Providing thoughtful, well-written reviews of Horror, Sci-Fi, Drama, Comedy, Thriller genres, as well as Documentaries and beyond.

Weed Wolf (Movie Review)

Initially released back in 2011 and directed by Calvin Hall (Bloody Scum 2015), Weedwolf, aka Weed Wolf, more recently found its way to DVD on September 25, 2018 thanks to via Wild Eye Raw and Extreme. A Horror Comedy, it follows E. Lee Smith (Exhumation 2013, ... Read More

Venom (Movie Review)

Just when it seemed that the superhero film genre is a well that has constantly been tapped and run dry, Sony Pictures sucks you right back in with the release of Venom on Friday, October 5, 2018.  The first film in Sony’s Marvel Universe, not connected ... Read More

Molly (Movie Review)

Post-apocalyptic wastelands seem to be a popular setting, though they do not guarantee popular films. 2015’s Mad Max: Fury Road was a return to form for the series, while Turbo Kid came out in the same year and got a fair, 22-award-winning reception. Though the same ... Read More

The Witch Files (Movie Review)

Sometimes teenage girls can be scary, and a coven of young women is almost guaranteed to deliver thrills, as in The Witch Files, which arrives to DVD on Tuesday, October 9, 2018, thanks to Dark Sky Films. Aspiring investigative journalist Claire (Holly Taylor: Worst Friends ... Read More

Heavy Trip (Movie Review)

By definition, Humor is an amusing experience. It provokes laughter, especially when applied to a serious situation, creating some of the best scenarios in the Comedy film genre. One subject that has had few times up to bat, but has been a bit overdue in ... Read More

Sleep No More (Movie Review)

Could you forego sleep for 200 hours in the name of science? And, if you managed this feat, what would be the price for your success? Consider this and then check out the newest Horror offering Sleep No More, which arrives to VOD, Digital and ... Read More