Reviews

Well-written, informative, and thoughtful reviews of all areas of entertainment. From new albums to new films and beyond, Cryptic Rock Magazine has music and film covered.

The Lighthouse (Movie Review)

WARNING: A spatula will be necessary to scrape both eyes from the television screen after having watched the very movie written within this article.  That movie is called The Lighthouse, and after its July 6, 2018, theatrical release date, entire stocks of spatulas will disappear from ... Read More

The Terror (Season One Review)

The H.M.S Erebus and H.M.S Terror were actual British Royal Navy Hecla-class warships that were not only the most technologically advanced of their time – being the first Royal Navy ships to have steam-powered engines and screw propellers – but they were also equipped with ... Read More

Nas – NASIR (Album Review)

Arguably one of the Hip Hop genre’s most important artists, Nas’ lyrical genius and rough beats helped put the east coast back on the map during the 1990s. A style that would earn him a mass of success, his tales of life in the inner ... Read More

The Jurassic Dead (Movie Review)

On Tuesday, June 12, 2018, Wild Eye Releasing unleashed The Jurassic Dead on VOD, DVD and Blu-ray. Directed by Milko Davis (Tsunambee 2015, Merwitches 2018), The Jurassic Dead is about Dr. Wojick Borge (Cooper Elliot: Justice League: Trinity Force 2015, For Granted 2016) and his new monster. ... Read More