Reviews

Well-written, informative, and thoughtful reviews of all areas of entertainment. From new albums to new films and beyond, Cryptic Rock Magazine has music and film covered.

mother! (Movie Review)

Before watching any Darren Aronofsky movie, it is important to stay silent and seated, to remove every last thought from the mind, keep both eyes peeled to the screen, and pay close attention to what happens the very second the movie starts. In theaters Friday, ... Read More

The Houses October Built 2 (Movie Review)

Every October, over 30 million people will visit Halloween haunted house attractions. Now you can experience Halloween thrills right from your own sofa when the Blue Skeleton returns for more horrific good times in The Houses October Built 2, in select theaters nationwide – as ... Read More

It (Movie Review)

“When you’re alone as a kid, the monsters see you as weaker. You don’t even know they’re getting closer… until it’s too late.” Stanley Uris cautiously explains to his friends and fellow members of the Loser’s Club. He seems to understand better than anyone just ... Read More