Patty Gurdy Archives - Cryptic Rock

Alestorm – The Thunderfist Chronicles (Album Review)

Lauren HopkinsLauren HopkinsJune 20, 2025

From sailing the high seas to rummaging shanty towns and refueling on glorious rum, Alestorm continues to make waves with what their fans have labeled as Pirate Metal music. Out of Scotland and coming together in 2004, Alestorm has made tidal waves with hit songs ... Read More

Alestorm – Voyage of the Dead Marauder (EP Review)

Jeannie BlueJeannie BlueMarch 18, 2024

When last we heard from the sea-faring picaroons in Alestorm, they were raising a jolly toast to the Seventh Rum of a Seventh Rum. Two years later, still tipsy on adult beverages, the hilarious purveyors of Pirate Metal have drafted a new adventure: Voyage of ... Read More

Alestorm – Seventh Rum Of A Seventh Rum (Album Review)

Jeannie BlueJeannie BlueJune 27, 2022

Don ye tri-cornered hats and lube up ye inner tubes: everyone’s favorite Pirate Metal drinking crew, Alestorm, is back with a swashbuckling adventure guaranteed to turn your limbs to driftwood. Seventh Rum Of A Seventh Rum arrives on Friday, June 24, 2022, thanks to Napalm ... Read More

Alestorm – Curse of the Crystal Coconut (Album Review)

Jeannie BlueJeannie BlueMay 25, 2020

What the world needs now is Pirate Metal, sweet Pirate Metal. Realizing that they are the only thing that there’s just too little of, Alestorm are back from Mexico and they are ready to present you filthy landlubbers with Curse of the Crystal Coconut. So, ... Read More

Patty Gurdy

Alestorm – The Thunderfist Chronicles (Album Review)

Alestorm – Voyage of the Dead Marauder (EP Review)

Alestorm – Seventh Rum Of A Seventh Rum (Album Review)

Alestorm – Curse of the Crystal Coconut (Album Review)

Alestorm – The Thunderfist Chronicles (Album Review)

Alestorm – Voyage of the Dead Marauder (EP Review)

Alestorm – Seventh Rum Of A Seventh Rum (Album Review)

Alestorm – Curse of the Crystal Coconut (Album Review)

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